Twas the Night of Christmas Party

“Twas the night of the Christmas party”.

Let’s all deck the halls with boughs of holly
Party time, the season to be jolly
With short skirts, earrings and reindeer hats
A few vodkas at home and then off to get rats'd

As grumpy John from accounts asks Edna to dance
In walks the boss, just back from France
He makes straight for the bar, full of French bonhomie
And says “Over here folks the drinks are on me”

This is the moment when he should have known better
But it’s all a laugh, bit of fun and he’s a go getter.
Next thing he knows Lucy’s perched on his knee
And he’s fooling about and his hands are quite free.
Her boyfriend takes umbrage, Lucy heads for the loo.
It goes down in history as a “hell of a do”.

But come the next day with his head in his hands
He opens a letter that makes big demands:
Sexual harassment and a promised pay rise
Will his wife believe that it’s really just lies?

From all at The HR Dept, we wish you a very Merry Christmas

Best wishes,

Enjoy!