Any more bad jokes..... please
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Posted: 21st Dec 2011 - 15:12 Quote |
Loving the bad joke thread (worryingly I know)
can I put a request out for a few more - reason being I am putting togehter the Xmas crackers on Saturday and have a reputation for the inlcusion of some really awful jokes! The shorter, the badder, the more awfuller (ouch) the better.
Here's one from last year: What's the difference between a Piano and Fish You cannot TUNA fish! (drum roll - exit stage left..)
Happy Xams all. |
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Posted: 21st Dec 2011 - 16:13 Quote |
Q. What ticks on the wall A. Ticky paper!! |
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Posted: 21st Dec 2011 - 16:14 Quote |
Why does a horse have 6 legs? Fore legs at the front and two at the back!! |
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Posted: 21st Dec 2011 - 16:16 Quote |
The Grim Reaper came for me last night. I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Blimey, talk about Dyson with death
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Posted: 21st Dec 2011 - 16:40 Quote |
Steve - 2 points deducted for repition!!! Michelle that is a 'cracker'! |
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Two women were sitting quietly together minding their own business! |
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Posted: 21st Dec 2011 - 19:27 Quote |
Sorry Gavin I put it on your post as I thought it was suitably bad for your crackers!!! |
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Posted: 21st Dec 2011 - 23:32 Quote |
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Sorry Gavin I put it on your post as I thought it was suitably bad for your crackers!!!
I think it will make it in - my daughter will appreciate that one or MAD auntie Jane (who loves horses!!)
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| Posted: 22nd Dec 2011 - 10:36 Quote | |
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?" |
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Two fish in a tank, One turns to the other and says "You drive and I'll man the gun!" |
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Posted: 22nd Dec 2011 - 17:11 Quote |
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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Cheers Andrew - i am getting on with your jokes !!!
The cannibals clown was a cracker 2 years back i think but may well get another go!! |
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| Posted: 23rd Dec 2011 - 09:43 Quote | |
Thanks, Gavin. What about these husband and wife jokes? How do you remember your wife's birthday? - Forget it once. How do you get your wife's undivided attention? - Talk in your sleep. |
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Q Why do Women have small feet? A to get closer to the sink Q What does it mean if your Wife nags you in the hallway? A The chain in the Kitchen is too long. I am only joking Ladies!!!! |
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Posted: 26th Dec 2011 - 14:16 Quote |
What did the fish say when it swan into the wall?
Dam! |
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