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Founder of Ben & Jerrys is found dead

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 - 17:18 Quote
Jerry Greenfield found dead in suspicious circumstances
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Jerry Greenfield of Ben & Jerry's and a Paraguayan sugar farmer
Jerry Greenfield, right, shortly before his untimely death
<!-- E IIMA --><!-- S SF -->US ice-cream firm Ben & Jerry's is in a crisis after co-founder Jerry Greenfield has been found dead in very suspicious circumstances

The US firm have refused to confirm early reports and are letting very few details out until a full police investigation is carried out..

Global sales of Ben & Jerrys Fairtrade products totalled £758m ($1.4bn) in 2005, the Fairtrade Labelling Organisation said and it is thought that this has caused friction between the company and some other ice cream cartels.<!-- E SF -->

Initial reports have come out that Mr Greenfield was found on the site of it's new door-to-door delivery franchise that is being developed in the US. A new 172,000 square foot factory is nearly finished and about to be put into operation for this summer.

Although no official information has been released, a source from the factory has spoken to reporters. He said 'Mr Jerry was found at the back of the factory next to the finishing area. His body was unrecognisable at first as it was covered in strawberry sauce, chopped nuts and hundreds and thousands'.

This strange version of Mr Greenfields death has led some people to believe that he has topped himself.

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 - 17:22 Quote

I scream-ed at that pun.

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 - 17:24 Quote

you'd be a Screwball not to

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 - 18:16 Quote

Crying with laughter here.

 

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 - 18:23 Quote

I'm icecreaming with laughter.

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 - 19:41 Quote

Is this a joke?

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 - 19:50 Quote

His body was unrecognisable at first as it was covered in strawberry sauce, chopped nuts and hundreds and thousands'.

hahaha

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 - 21:10 Quote

With the run up to the funeral, will he be kept in the fridge?

That joke has "topped" mine!

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Posted: 7th Feb 2008 - 22:32 Quote
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Is this a joke?

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Posted: 8th Feb 2008 - 11:05 Quote

/ Ash wanders of and chuckles at his favourite silly joke!

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Posted: 8th Feb 2008 - 11:18 Quote

Chopped nuts - ouch! Perhaps he had a run-in with Mr Whippy.

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