26 booked already for Naughty Newport on 22 May

True that, but I don't think your work is done just yet. Plenty of corrupting to still to do...

Well, well - I stay off the Forum for about half-a-day (I'm not counting the nighttime where Mark B doesn't appear to sleep - Forum post at 1am and e-mail at 4am!!!) and all sorts of tomfoolery kicks-off (pun intended - 5 aside imminent - see what I did there?).

Anyway - to start with apologies - I can't make this meet and I would have loved to see Gillian's 4Sight.

Cat - you beat me to it by asking Simon, OBE, to debut his brothel story (and other assorted Rozzer tales no doubt) at Chepstow Evening, as I was hoping to get this agreed/set for Mighty Monmouth.  Do you take bribes Simon (Aaaahhh - not a good question for a former senior officer of the law).

And as for Giles - best place for any immediate injuries is A&E (but some of our policies do pay out cash if an A&E visit is required, to offset the inconvenience and possible financial loss).  Beyond 'immediate' though - any scheduled/later Consultations, Ops, Therapy etc could all likely benefit from WPA's ability to 'put you in hospital quickly' (thanks for the set-up FTC) - so #buymystuff

Actually, I think Giles (and King Baz's) problem was not so much 'Putting you in hosiptal quickly' but more 'get me out of hospital quickly' seeing as he as in A&E until the wee small hours.

Accepted - but the NHS still provides a generally excellent (albeit sometimes queuing) emergency response service - #fingerscrossed no one needs tomorrow (any girls playing?)

None of the girls have put there names forward this time, not sure if someone or something has upset them

Yes Giles.........

(couldn't resist....)

Ps. We were told we can't play... Make up your minds boys!

Sorry Mark I cannot make it next Tuesday as I am having a tooth removed. Needless to say I do NOT have to tel you where I would prefer to be!

Regards Dave

Sounds like a fab meeting will be had. I will be there in spirit unless we can do a video link up how cool would that be? Have fun you all and the naughty table will miss me, not been naughty for ages lol! x

For her 4Sight, Gillian is going to talk about how she has been "Riding the Rollercoaster" in her first year in business (and first year of 4N for that matter). So get yourself booked in to hear about the ups and downs and the going around in circles of going it alone. I'm sure many of us have been there, so a lot of the lessons learned Gillian's 4Sight will cover will resonant with many.

Looking forward to it Gillian, if you have the time can you also talk about The Hulk at Universal Studios Islands of Adventure, which is the best rollercoaster I've ever been on - Awesome!

Yeh, and like all you women do exactly what you're told, don't you Cat...........NOT!!!

Simon in Stillettos? Does he have the figure to pull that off? My head is awhirl with the implications. 

I should add that it's not only 4n Ladies that have been corrupted by Cat. 

There were no crocs or stilettos on show in our kick around tonight and no hospital visits. There was a lot of huffing and puffing though, but still everyone had a good run out and there were a lot of good performances. Well done everyone

Confirmation emails sent .......NOW GO ANSWER THEM!!!!!