Chilean Miners

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 15:19 Quote

Still waiting to hear a joke about the above, anyone heard one? need it for the weekend have all other current topics covered.

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 15:20 Quote

I don't like them since they've come out of that mine, they've sold out and gone all commercial.

I preferred them when they were underground.....

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 15:30 Quote

Ha Ha!

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 15:35 Quote

I thank you.....

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 15:39 Quote

Chilean miner making love to his wife for first time since release:

Miner: 'Can we switch the lights off?' . . .
Wife: 'Of course honey' . . .

Miner: 'Can I have you from behind?' . . .
Wife: 'Anything you want my brave boy' . . .

Miner: 'Can I call you Pedro? . . . . . '

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 15:40 Quote

The trapped miners have been told to sing and play games to keep busy.

Call me pedantic, but can't they just do some mining?

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 15:41 Quote

I do love the irony.

It's Margaret Thatcher's birthday, and the whole world is focused on a mine.
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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 15:41 Quote

It's a shame my wife isn't trapped down that mine with those Chilean miners.

They'd have fucking dug themselves out by now.

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 15:42 Quote

I said to my wife in bed "Give me a chilean miner!"

She said "Is that the one where I go down to the bottom of your shaft and stay there 'til Christmas?"

I replied, "No, that's the one where you fuck off down a hole and don't bother me for 4 months."

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John Raine
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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 16:36 Quote

Thankyou Thankyou Paul, I owe you one!

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 16:46 Quote

Here's a recent one!

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Posted: 21st Oct 2010 - 16:56 Quote

Tribute/ charity CD just released for the Chilean Miners fund,

playlist as follows

1 Going Underground Jam

2 The girl is mine M Jackson

3 Land Down Under Men At Work

4 Down Down Deeper and Down Status Quo

5 Step into my World J Lo

6 Blinded by the LIght Manfred Manns Earth Band

7 Mr Blue Sky ELO

8 New York Mininig Disaster Bee Gees

9 Rescue Me Fontella Bass

10 Reunited Peaches and Herbs

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Posted: 22nd Oct 2010 - 17:54 Quote

If you have had a hard day, just think about the Chilean miner who forgot to clock in!

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