Design Your Perfect Business / Job

I just want you to dream for a minute. This is only for those who are very imaginative and can think outside the box. Imagine you wanted a business where you had:

• No staff to manage
• Flexible hours
• Unlimited earning potential
• Growth of 5-25% per month
• No stock to hold
• Built in repeat sales
• Third parties clamouring to give independent credibility for your products and services
• Partnerships with major retail brands
• The support of a Plc company
• Free training
• A culture where everybody supports each other and wants you to succeed
• Surrounded by positive, motivated people
• A strong focus on personal development
• Fantastic holidays
• Free share options
• Cheap or free car scheme

Where could you find such a business? And what would you have to pay to get involved?

Just theoretical questions - surely there couldn't be a business like this? And if there is, surely it would cost many thousands to start?

Let me know if you find anything like it

P.S. Hope this is taken in the light hearted way it's intended...

Ha, ha...nice one!