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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:15

Yea everytime my phone rings its not as powerful as before, i can only assume my Nokia e90 "motor" is on the way out.


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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:17

take it out of your anus......it may yield better results

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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:26
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Yea everytime my phone rings its not as powerful as before, i can only assume my Nokia e90 "motor" is on the way out.

 Get a proper phone, you girl!

 


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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:33
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take it out of your anus......it may yield better results

 Brings to mind the saying,

your phones "Fucking shit!"

Buy a proper vibrator you wuss!! Black Mamba for real men!!

If ya hard up (no pun intended) get the wife to cut her nails and get going!!

 


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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:43

Oh my god...this post is full of wrongness!!! hah xxx

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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:47
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Oh my god...this post is full of wrongness!!! hah xxx

 Dont tell me you dialled the wrong number!! blooming typical of a woman that is!!

 


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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:48

No but you didn't take my call when you should have ;) lol xxx

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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:50
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No but you didn't take my call when you should have ;) lol xxx

 Again- pressing the wrong buttons!!

 


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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:51

lol you need bigger phone keys! lol xxx

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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:52
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lol you need bigger phone keys! lol xxx

 You need to get rid of those sausage fingers sweetheart!! lol

 


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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:55

Look here knob jockey (lol) my fingers are skinny! If I had sausage fingers well then I'd have no need for.....ermm....no comment!!!!

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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:56
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Look here knob jockey (lol) my fingers are skinny! If I had sausage fingers well then I'd have no need for.....ermm....no comment!!!!

 

Bad 2 the BONE!! oh skinny one!!


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Posted on 13th Aug 2008 at 20:57

bone smoker :P

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Posted on 14th Aug 2008 at 15:10
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  If I had sausage fingers 

 

expound my dear........please!

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Posted on 14th Aug 2008 at 17:32

Liz is a thread hijacker of the highest order.  Can someone put their vibrator in her mouth so she stops talking about herself please?  I know more than I need to...hahaha

 


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