 CHIT CHAT 2 (18+) [Can we get a techno myth together please?] |
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Posted on 19th Aug 2008 at 23:12
OK, I was a technoid DJ in the past and stuff but I had dinner with my mate tonight who's directing all the film stuff for Creamfields this weekend and we got down to a challenge. It was simple - get me to play main stage at Creamfields next year.
That seems simple enough, I did the equivalent before - but there needs to be a myth. In my past I was a hardcore DJ that played at all the big parties - so I'm competent and could do it again no probs. What I need is a reason for promoters to start booking me again. Music wise I'm ok - I reckon I'd rock it whatevers. I got my technoid sensors turned to 11.
Thing is - I need a myth. The truth is crap. I don't want to be some nobhead who packed in coz he had kids and got a proper job. I don't even want to have been anyone. We need to invent someone who was a major big facilitator behind the illegal parties across Europe in the early 90s and then got gunned down in Iraq or something. We need to create a myth, a great fictional rave character from years ago - but one that doesn't conflict with documented truths.
The music is ok. The connections are fine. Just need a myth.
You're a moron, you're part of a league of morons I've been fighting my whole life. And today, I win
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Posted on 19th Aug 2008 at 23:13
My thinking caps on... i'll come back to you 2moz on it.
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Posted on 19th Aug 2008 at 23:35
You could be the DJ behind the crop circle raves of the late 80's and 90's...abducted by aliens, only to be let loose on the planet again...or in other words spent the last 10 years in rehab after too much partying with the orb and the Shamen!
Barrieclarke@hotmail.com
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Posted on 19th Aug 2008 at 23:38
The crop circles were KLF territory. If I took responsibilty for them I'd be shot.
You're a moron, you're part of a league of morons I've been fighting my whole life. And today, I win
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Posted on 19th Aug 2008 at 23:47
Haha..im all a blur back then Boris...SO why did you decide to find Shangrila you could have just tried to set up your own noonoo land commune?..was the acid really that good?..tough one fella..anyone that was in the scene can only remember q'ing in B&Q car parks for hours on end and throwing up in a field somewhere at 3am..music was good though!
Barrieclarke@hotmail.com
Thought I'd add a few bits...
Barrie L Clarke BA(acc), IRCA, APM ( my dad would be so proud! I have letters lol)
Project Manager at Atos Origin/Ministry of Justice
Prince2 Practitioner
ITIL Service Manager
ISO9001:2000 Quality Manager
IRCA Lead Auditor
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Posted on 20th Aug 2008 at 07:59
Way before my time ;)
I'm thinking for you dude, got ideas! xxx
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Posted on 20th Aug 2008 at 08:04
Former Porn star (insert your porn name here) who after leaving the rave scene, lived and work in LA in such classics like *** and famously turned down a proposal of marriage by #1 porn star Jenna Jameson.
Keep it simple, keep it lean.
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Posted on 20th Aug 2008 at 10:07
Going with the fact that I look like a Serb, I reckon I could have kicked off the Eastern European underground scene in the late 80s (there wasn't one) and after seeding rave through these countries and getting my dub plates played at all major raves in the world, after one major performance at the first love parade in Berlin, I became a recluse and set up a small commune in some castle ruins in Transylvania, where I've been busy developing this sound for the past 15 years - sampling techtonic movements and weather systems.
You're a moron, you're part of a league of morons I've been fighting my whole life. And today, I win
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Posted on 20th Aug 2008 at 10:16
Jenna Jameson rocks.
sampling techtonic movements and weather systems. hahahahah
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Posted on 20th Aug 2008 at 10:31
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Going with the fact that I look like a Serb,
Who told you that!? It's not the word I would have chosen.
Tamsen Garrie - View my Biscard
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Posted on 20th Aug 2008 at 10:45
It's based on me getting to the front of all the queues when I was at some festival last month, and the natives all refusing to believe I was English.
You're a moron, you're part of a league of morons I've been fighting my whole life. And today, I win
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Posted on 20th Aug 2008 at 12:56
It also had something to do with the facial hair! xxx
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Posted on 20th Aug 2008 at 14:07
You're a Scouser - you got banged up by MI5 for warping the nation's youth back in 1992, and this will be your first gig out of prison.
The Nelson Mandela of dance music.
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Posted on 21st Aug 2008 at 16:37
Take parts of Dave Courtney's Stop the Ride I want to get off, exagerate, add your name and job done.
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Posted on 25th Aug 2008 at 19:53
Or, say you were in the biggest k hole in TRH world
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