 CHIT CHAT 2 (18+) [Cheesy things the opposite of sex say to try and impress you...] |
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:29
...you first! 
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:30
"Hi, I'm into pubs, nights in rugby, holidays, music, and lots of bedroom gymnastics"
Best wishes,
Alison
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:31
Take notes fellas...take notes!
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:37
I love you but i dont fancy you..... ho and can you wait 4 years for me? i might fancy you then....
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:39
Your not great looking, but your not bad, i'll lower my standards.
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:42
 lol Brad you Batman in disguise and you sure it wasnt you last night at the Shepherd Bush Empire????
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:45
lol @ Brad!!! Proper harsh, poor thing!
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:49
yes no maybe?
Gud day Shelia's
Brad's Aussie counterpart / mate.
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:51
Hmm interesting to hear that women can be as cruel and cheesy as men!
Best wishes,
Alison
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:56
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Hmm interesting to hear that women can be as cruel and cheesy as men!
Ha ha ha i was being ironic sorry Alison.
But one of my favourite's lines is "turn round lets see your ass, now keep walking" What do i say to impress them though "hey did you know I can suck golf balls through a hosepipe" i have many other classy line but cant think of them right now, they are usualy drink induced 
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Posted on 25th Oct 2008 at 21:59
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"hey did you know I can suck golf balls through a hosepipe"
Haha Lisa!!! xxx
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Posted on 26th Oct 2008 at 00:17
"can i have sex with you? i promise it wont take long and you wont feel a thing"....
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Posted on 26th Oct 2008 at 01:45
Ewww thats just gross ...
Best wishes,
Alison
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Posted on 26th Oct 2008 at 10:23
It's not particularly funny, but every single time I go out, I get
'aren't you tall?'
I am 5'11 and wear heels, but what is it with stating the obvious????
I usually just say 'no, you're just short' or 'no sh*t, sherlock'
Idiots
Sarah Howells
sarah@thepassionatepa.co.uk
www.thepassionatepa.co.uk
01202 802863 / 07835 749835
The Passionate PA...making things happen. Getting your 'to-do' list done.
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Posted on 26th Oct 2008 at 11:28
You smell nice, have you been jogging?
Fancy a game of guess my weight? If you just lay down...
I'm not a gynagloogist, but i'll have a good look
I'm a human mammogramist
You're the 2nd best looking girl in here.
Fancy going halves on a bastard?.
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