 CHIT CHAT 2 (18+) [Your favourite jokes... ] |
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Posted on 04th Nov 2008 at 17:03
A guy walks into a pub with an Ostrich and a Cat.
They all sit down and the guy walks up to the bar and orders 3 pints and took them back to the table.
After a while, the guy says, "Whose round now?"
The Cat replies nastily "Not mine! I aint buying!!"
So the guy says "Ok. No need to be like that, you get the next one. He turned to the Ostrich "Your turn then.."
So the Ostrich bought his round.
A little later, they say to the Cat, "Your round mate."
"Not likely! I told you I'm not buying anything and that's that!." he retorts.
So the guy goes back to the bar to order more drinks.
The barman says-
"Here mate, I can't help noticing that you're in a bar with an Osritch and a Cat that won't buy a round! What's the story??"
The guy replies -
"I was marooned on a desert island not so long ago, and a corked bottle came floating up. So being curious, I uncorked it and a Genie popped out and told me I had one wish...
I wished for a long-legged bird with a tight pussy - See what I ended up with!!!!"
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Posted on 04th Nov 2008 at 17:28
A man walks into a bar
Ouch!
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Posted on 04th Nov 2008 at 19:02
That's a bit limp for 18+??
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Posted on 04th Nov 2008 at 20:02
Yup - but its still my fave joke, 18+ or otherwise
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Posted on 06th Nov 2008 at 20:59
Two liars sitting in a pub.
One say to the other: "I skied UP mount everest yesterday"
The other one says: "I know, I saw you"
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Posted on 09th Nov 2008 at 22:20
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Posted on 09th Nov 2008 at 22:21
2nd fave joke:
What do you call a deaf and dumb woman with no arms or legs?
A dirty c***
More 18+ appropriate I suppose
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Posted on 09th Nov 2008 at 22:25
A baby seal walks into a club
Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?
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Posted on 09th Nov 2008 at 22:26
Hear about the thalidomide pornstar?
Had an arm like a baby's cock.
Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?
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Posted on 09th Nov 2008 at 22:45
I can't post mine, Brad will be having kittens or lose some weight in the 30 secs it takes him to read Sarah and Crumps effort and lets remember, he is on tablets for life so he is fragile
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Posted on 11th Nov 2008 at 10:27
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What's brown & sticky?
A stick
What's brown and runny?
Kris Akabusi. Awooga!
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Posted on 11th Nov 2008 at 12:55
I heard a joke in the pub the other day that is not appropriate to post on a public forum (or repeat generally actually) so I will just post the punchline and if you can work out the rest so be it.
'Your scared, I have to walk home on my own'
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Posted on 11th Nov 2008 at 12:58
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I heard a joke in the pub the other day that is not appropriate to post on a public forum (or repeat generally actually) so I will just post the punchline and if you can work out the rest so be it. 'Your scared, I have to walk home on my own'
Anything to do with walking through dark woods?
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Posted on 11th Nov 2008 at 13:14
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I heard a joke in the pub the other day that is not appropriate to post on a public forum (or repeat generally actually) so I will just post the punchline and if you can work out the rest so be it. 'Your scared, I have to walk home on my own'
Anything to do with walking through dark woods?
yes
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Posted on 11th Nov 2008 at 20:04
Mines sicker than that
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