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Posted on 05th Nov 2007 at 20:40
One of my many embarrassing moments.

I must have been about 20 years old at the time, my parents had just bought a cinema and converted it into a large nightclub. This was great news as I was going through a stage of voluntarily drowning myself in alchol on a regular basis.

I vaguely remember staggering home one night and collapsing in bed. In the morning my mother came into the bedroom scream abuse, she was horrified with my behaviour, is that what the Army is teaching you. I thought she would go away and leave me in peace to sober up, I should be so lucky, she came in screaming more abuse and told me to get in the bathroom and clean that fucking mess up, she seldom swore.

I sort of remembered being sick, so I dragged myself into the bathroom expecting the worse. I was shocked to see the floor clean, so was the toilet and sink. I started thinking it was just a trick to get me out of bed, then I looked in the bath. There staring at me was a very large turd, I was instantly sick. I cleaned it up and tried to make out it wasn't me. However as I sobered up I realised what happened, I was naked in the bathroom puking my stomach up, when I followed through.

My younger brother and sister thought it was hilarious, if I ever brought a girl home they took great pleasure in telling them the whole story. As they got older they resorted to blackmail.

Morale of this story is wear underwear if your going on a session.

Pete


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Posted on 05th Nov 2007 at 20:45

Thanks for sharing that with us Pete.


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Posted on 05th Nov 2007 at 20:48
Very Nice Pete! LOL
Can remember falling asleep in one but never had the urge as of yet to join you on that one mate!!

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HAHAHA 

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Posted on 05th Nov 2007 at 20:56
That is one of my tame ones, the rest will stay well offline

The idea of the thread is for you guys to follow it up with your own embarrassing stories.......... come on don't be shy....lol

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I sharted once round my in-laws.  Managed to conceal it well though.

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Posted on 07th Nov 2007 at 09:52
OK not sure if this qualifies as an embarrassing story as such but here goes anyway.

I was working for a financial advice company (basically in those days there was little or no regulation, so basically I was selling insurance door to door) not a great job but it did teach my a lot about selling to people which served me well in later years.

Anyway this company had various branches around the country, in our area there were 3 Coventry (mine) 1 in Birmingham and 1 in Leicester - every so often we would have an area meeting which was usually held at Coventry or Birmingham.

On this particular occasion it was in Birmingham, so the sales people from all three branches meet at the Birmingham office.

After the sales pep talk (meeting) we were offered wine, red and white in fairly large volume.

I am not much of a wine drinker now, but at the time I don't think I had previously had wine (could never afford it) of course like many others I had a skin full and soon got a group together to visit the yard of ale on route to the train station.

After being thrown out of the girls toilets (genuine mistake, partly because I was well and truly bladdered and partly because one of the local office salesman had told me it was the gents) well I couldn't really focus on the signs lol

Anyway we eventually made it back to the train station and boarded the train for Coventry.

When the train stopped it woke me up and I found that someone had been sick all over me (well actually I later realised it was me who had been sick and fallen asleep in it.

Strangely non of the other guys from Coventry were around, so I got off the train and made my way to the exit, it was during this short but arduous walk that I came to the conclusion that I wasn't actually in Coventry.

I thought I must have slept past Coventry and gone onto the next station Leamington Spa - bloody hell I never realised that Leamington train station was so big and busy!

I finally found the ticket windows, there were bloody loads of them - I asked for a ticket to Coventry and was asked for very near £10 I said that is very expensive I only want to go to Coventry.

Well sir that is the cheapest fare from London to Coventry - Bar Stewards had left me asleep so I ended up in London lol

I only just managed to get the last train back to Coventry and had to walk 3 miles from the train station because I didn't have a taxi fare and of course the buses had finished a long time since.

Of course as I walked into the office the next morning (somewhat cleaner and sober) I got some serious ribbing.

Needless to say I sought revenge on everyone of the people that got off at Coventry without me that night - but that is a different story and involves laxative ;-) a lot of laxative lol

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