Q. What do essex girls and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. Did you hear about the new essex girl paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. What did the essex girls left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. What did the essex girls right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!
Q. How does a essex girl turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.
Q. What's the difference between a essex girl and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
Q. What's the difference between a essex girl and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q. How can you tell if a essex girl has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q. Why do essex girls wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What's the difference between a essex girl and a brick?
A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
Q. What do you call a essex girl with pig tails?
A. A blow job with handlebars
Q. What do you call a room full of essex girls with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
Q. What's the difference between a essex girl and a pair of sun glasses?
A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.
Q. Why do essex girls always drink with straws?
A. Practice.
Q. What's the difference between a essex girl and a guy?
A. The essex girl has the higher sperm count.
Q. What's the difference between a group of essex girls and a good magician?
A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts
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