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Posted on 08th Oct 2008 at 22:37
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their
parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
<tt>The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.
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<tt>Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have alot of egg-laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of
the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.'
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<tt>'What's the morale of that story?' asked the teacher.
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<tt>'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'
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<tt>'Very good,' said the teacher.
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<tt>Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too.
But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but
when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story
is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'
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<tt>'That was a fine story Sarah .'
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<tt>Michael, do you have a story to share?'
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<tt>'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Karen . Aunty Karen was
a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.
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<tt>She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of
whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
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<tt>She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she
landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
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<tt>She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she
ran out of bullets.
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<tt>Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke.
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<tt>And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'
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<tt>'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from that horrible story?'
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<tt>'Stay the f .... away from Aunty Karen when she's been drinking.'
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Posted on 08th Oct 2008 at 23:00
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Posted on 09th Oct 2008 at 00:29
'Stay the f .... away from Aunty Karen when she's been drinking.'
I akways knew there was a dark side to Mrs Thurley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roger Green
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Posted on 09th Oct 2008 at 09:01
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'Stay the f .... away from Aunty Karen when she's been drinking.'
I akways knew there was a dark side to Mrs Thurley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! I thought this was about 'our' Karen too!! haha
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Posted on 09th Oct 2008 at 09:49
you mean it isn't?
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Posted on 09th Oct 2008 at 18:03
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